"hey, do you remember that time in sixth grade when yo-"
Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.
This was amazing to watch
step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan
reasons you should date me:
- i bake things and they taste good usually
- i will cuddle you always
- you can chill w/me for hours and just read or watch movies and not talk
- i could’ve murdered like 17 people by now but i haven’t
I wish real life was more like the show adventure time